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Total Medals Earned: 327 (From 36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,245 Points

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 2/2/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 8/13/10
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 8/13/10
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 8/13/10
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 8/13/10
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 8/13/10
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 8/13/10
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Feed the King

Adrenaline Rush Unlocked 10/20/10
5 Points
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Precise Unlocked 10/20/10
5 Points
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Back to Work Unlocked 10/20/10
10 Points
Wake up the Guard!
Expired Explosion 5 Points Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Cakesaver 10 Points Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Lifesaver 10 Points Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Slowsaver 10 Points Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Timesaver 10 Points Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Fortune 25 Points Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Adores Eating 50 Points Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Bird Collector 50 Points Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Bonus Frenzy 50 Points Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Picky Picker 50 Points Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Space Buster 50 Points Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Supreme Scorer 50 Points Score 150 000 points.
Alienated 100 Points Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)

Friday: The Game

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Disco inferno
Cereal Killer Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
What a nutty way to die!
DERP! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Fail at typing
Have a Nice Trip! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
See you next FALL!
Oh Poop II Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
You found some poo!
Suicide Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
ZAP! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral Unlocked 4/16/11
10 Points
Based on a true story.
Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill 5 Points Fall out of the car.
Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/18 (45/385 points)

Goin Up

Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 6/9/11
5 Points
Jump on 10 enemies
Jump on 50 enemies Unlocked 6/9/11
10 Points
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls Unlocked 6/9/11
25 Points
Collect 1000 skulls
Jump on 100 enemies Unlocked 6/9/11
25 Points
Jump on 100 enemies
Evolve to final level Unlocked 6/10/11
50 Points
Evolve to final level
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. Unlocked 6/9/11
50 Points
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
First kill 5 Points first Kill
I can double jump 10 Points I can double jump
I like my wall 10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/21 (165/825 points)

Gravity Duck

Beginner Duck Unlocked 10/20/10
5 Points
Complete the first level
Intermediate Duck 5 Points Complete 10 levels
Senior Duck 10 Points Complete 20 levels
Professional Duck 25 Points Complete 30 levels
Top Duck 25 Points Complete all levels

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 6/1/12
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 6/1/12
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Time is Running Out Unlocked 6/1/12
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

Indie Jones

Hidden Treasure Hunter Unlocked 8/24/10
5 Points
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Ball Breaker 5 Points Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
69er 10 Points Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Tank Award 10 Points Collect 10 tanks in one game
The Century Mark 10 Points Collect 100 gems in one game
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect 200 gems in one game
Dumbass Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Philanthropist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Voyeur Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)

K.O.L.M.

I still can't see through her lies. Unlocked 10/18/12
5 Points
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points You might earn this for winning her affection.
Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points That should have been obvious from the start.
Why are these things in my house? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)